Christmas Edition
Santa has been in touch, and he is not happy. Tell us the habit (the dishes, the late replies, the blanket hogging) and we turn it into an official complaint from the North Pole. Printed at home tonight, mailed in a sealed envelope, or both. The perfect stocking stuffer, white elephant gift or Christmas morning reveal.
Most Christmas gifts get opened, smiled at and forgotten by New Year. A personalized prank letter gets read out loud, passed around the room and filmed. It is about their real life, so everyone in the family gets the joke instantly.
The letter is written as an official notice from the North Pole, with a case number, a threat level and a mission they have to complete to get off the naughty list. Pick the sealed certificate package and they also get an award they can only open after the mission is done, which keeps the joke going well past Christmas Day.
Department of Household Emergencies · Christmas Edition
Dear Marcus,
Santa has asked us to read his statement. On his annual inspection of this household, the following was observed:
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Tap an idea or type it plainly. Add one real, funny detail if you have one.
From Mild Concern to Full Disaster Movie. The preview rewrites itself as you go.
Print it at home in minutes, have us seal it and mail it, or do both: hand over the printout today and let the official copy arrive later. A reply QR code is on every letter.
Mailed letters are printed and shipped in 5 to 7 business days, or 2 to 3 with express shipping. For delivery before Christmas, order a mailed letter by December 14, or by December 18 with express. After that, choose print at home: you get the letter in minutes and can print it on plain paper.
A favorite move is to mail it to yourself, wrap it, and slip it under the tree as the last gift of the morning. Have someone ready to film the moment they read the threat level.
A funny Christmas letter does not have to be a family newsletter. Turn one person’s habit into an official North Pole complaint instead.
The letter is a gift and a prank at once. Mail it to yourself, wrap it, and hand it over as the last present of the morning.
The mailed letter comes in a sealed envelope that fits in a stocking. Print at home if you are filling stockings tonight.
The letter plus sealed certificate makes a cheap, funny white elephant gift that the whole room will want to read out loud.
Instead of a card that gets tossed, send a personalized letter they will keep on the fridge until February.
Want the elves involved? Put “The Elves” in the From box and the report comes straight from the workshop.
Pick Husband or Boyfriend in step 1 and the North Pole goes after his favorite habit, like the blankets or the TV remote.
The letter is written as a statement from Santa and the North Pole, and it is signed by whoever you put in the From box. Put "Santa" there if you want him to sign it.
Yes. The mailed letter arrives in a sealed envelope that fits in a stocking, and the sealed certificate package makes a funny, cheap white elephant gift that the whole room will want to read.
Choose print at home for $4.99. You pay, the letter is ready in minutes, and you print it on regular paper. Turn on "Background graphics" in the print settings so the colors show.
The letters are written for adults and teens and are about silly everyday habits. Nothing rude, and nothing about looks, money or anything hurtful.
Two minutes to write. A lifetime of "remember when you got that letter?"
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