Why friends love getting these
A funny letter to a best friend is basically an inside joke on letterhead. It proves you were paying attention, and it is the kind of thing that ends up taped inside a closet door for years.
It works just as well for a sister, brother or cousin. Pick the relationship in step 1 and the letter adjusts.
Official Complaint Notice
Department of Friendship Emergencies
THREAT LEVEL 6 · CODE ORANGE
Dear Tasha,
The Department has received a formal complaint from your best friend and opened a case.
- A sweater was borrowed on March 3, 2023. It has not been seen since.
- Said "I'm 5 minutes away" while still in the shower.
- Sent an 11-minute voice memo that ended with "anyway, call me".
YOUR MISSION: Return the sweater, washed, by Friday.