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A funny letter to your best friend, made official

They are your favorite person and your biggest source of complaints. The sweater they borrowed in 2023. The voice memos that last eleven minutes. The "I'm 5 minutes away" from someone who has not left the house. Tell us their habit and we file the paperwork.

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Why friends love getting these

A funny letter to a best friend is basically an inside joke on letterhead. It proves you were paying attention, and it is the kind of thing that ends up taped inside a closet door for years.

It works just as well for a sister, brother or cousin. Pick the relationship in step 1 and the letter adjusts.

Official Complaint Notice

Department of Friendship Emergencies

THREAT LEVEL 6 · CODE ORANGE

Dear Tasha,

The Department has received a formal complaint from your best friend and opened a case.

  • A sweater was borrowed on March 3, 2023. It has not been seen since.
  • Said "I'm 5 minutes away" while still in the shower.
  • Sent an 11-minute voice memo that ended with "anyway, call me".
YOUR MISSION: Return the sweater, washed, by Friday.

How it works

  1. Tell us what they did

    Tap an idea or type it plainly. Add one real, funny detail if you have one.

  2. Pick the tone

    From Mild Concern to Full Disaster Movie. The preview rewrites itself as you go.

  3. Print it, mail it, or both

    Print it at home in minutes, have us seal it and mail it, or do both: hand over the printout today and let the official copy arrive later. A reply QR code is on every letter.

  • Print at home $4.99
  • We mail it $9.99
  • Mail it + print it now $11.99
  • Certificate add-on +$10
  • Express shipping +$8

For sisters, brothers and long-distance friends

Live far apart? Have it mailed straight to them, any US address works. Or choose both: print a copy for yourself and send them the official one.

Letters people write to friends and siblings

Funny letter to sister

Pick Sister in step 1. Popular topics: borrowed clothes, the bathroom schedule and late replies.

Funny letter to brother

Pick Brother in step 1. Try the gaming marathons, the empty fridge or the borrowed car.

Best friend gift idea

A personalized letter plus certificate is a funny, cheap gift for birthdays or just because.

Long distance friend gift

We mail it to any US address, so it works for friends who live across the country.

Funny letter to friend

Any friend works. Tap an idea in the builder or type their habit in a few words.

Prank for best friend

Have it mailed in an official envelope so they think it is real for about three seconds.

Questions

Can I send it to a friend in another state?

Yes. We mail to any US address. Put their address in the mailing step.

Is it good for a sister or brother?

Yes. Pick Sister or Brother in step 1 and the letter is written for them.

Can the friend group sign it?

Yes. Put "The Group Chat" or several names in the From box.

Turn it into a laugh

Two minutes to write. A lifetime of "remember when you got that letter?"

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