Office humor that keeps it friendly
Workplace jokes need to stay kind. Every FunnyThis letter is about a small, shared, everyday habit, never about someone's looks, background or job performance. The tone is pure bureaucracy: case numbers, findings and one mission to restore order.
It is a great farewell gift too. Pick the sarcastic thank-you style to "thank" them for years of reply-alls, and let the team sign it.
Official Complaint Notice
Department of Office Emergencies · Bureau of Kitchen Compliance
THREAT LEVEL 6 · CODE ORANGE
Dear Derek,
This is an official notice. A formal complaint has been filed regarding the break room microwave.
- Fish was reheated at 12:04 p.m. The smell reached the third floor by 12:06.
- The microwave has requested a transfer to another department.
- Two interns have started eating lunch in the stairwell.
YOUR MISSION: Bring in donuts for the team on Friday.