North Pole · Naughty List Review
Somebody has been naughty, and it is the person who leaves one sip of milk in the carton. Tell us their habit and Santa's Naughty List Review Board sends an official notice, complete with a case number, a threat level and one mission to get back on the nice list.
Everyone knows the naughty list. Almost nobody has seen their name on an official one. That is the whole joke: a real-looking North Pole notice that lists the exact crimes they committed this year, from the empty ice tray to the 47 unread texts.
Each letter gives them a mission to earn their way back to the nice list, like doing the dishes every night until Christmas Eve. Add the certificate and they get a sealed award they can only open once the mission is done.
North Pole · Naughty List Review Board
Dear Jordan,
Santa has completed his annual review of this household. Your name was found on the following reports:
Tap one to open the letter builder with it already filled in. You can change anything before you pay.
Tap an idea or type it plainly. Add one real, funny detail if you have one.
From Mild Concern to Full Disaster Movie. The preview rewrites itself as you go.
Print it at home in minutes, have us seal it and mail it, or do both: hand over the printout today and let the official copy arrive later. A reply QR code is on every letter.
Husbands, wives, boyfriends and girlfriends are the classic pick, but roommates, siblings, grown-up kids and coworkers all make great targets. Keep it to silly habits everyone already laughs about. The goal is a groan, a laugh and a hug, not a real argument.
You choose who signs it. Leave it from you, or put "Santa" or "The Elves" in the From box for maximum official energy.
Mailed letters ship in 5 to 7 business days, or 2 to 3 with express. For delivery before Christmas, order a mailed letter by December 14, or by December 18 with express.
After that, choose print at home for $4.99 and you can print it within minutes. Or pick both for $11.99: print a copy tonight to hand over at the party, and let the official one arrive in the mail as the encore.
Most Santa letters are written for children. These are written for grown-ups, about grown-up crimes like leaving one sip of milk in the carton.
Pick humor level 2, Official Warning, and Santa sends a formal warning that one more offense means coal.
Choose print at home and you can print a personalized naughty list letter in minutes. Plain paper works.
Add the certificate and they get an official award once they earn their way back to the nice list.
Every letter ends with a mission. Complete it and they are officially moved back to the nice list.
Santa has filed a formal complaint, with a case number, a threat level and witness statements from the reindeer.
Pick Husband in step 1 for an official notice about his blanket stealing, snack hiding or “after this game” promises.
Skip the blank template. Tell us what they did and the letter is written for you, with their name and real habit in it.
No. These letters are written for adults and teens, as a prank about everyday habits like dishes, blankets and the TV remote. They are not meant to be read as a real letter from Santa by young children.
Yes. Put "Santa" in the From box and the letter is signed by him. You can also sign it yourself or as a prank buddy.
Every letter includes a mission, like taking out the trash three days in a row. You can write your own or let us pick one that fits. Add the certificate and they unlock an award when the mission is done.
Yes. Choose "Mail it and print it now" for $11.99. You print a copy at home right away and we mail the official copy in a sealed envelope.
Two minutes to write. A lifetime of "remember when you got that letter?"
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